The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
