Betty ford says i'm here all night
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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
