omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Send us your Text From Last Night!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
