i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
