I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I want to make a zoo with you.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
