Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Send us your Text From Last Night!
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
