First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She said her name was "party"
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
