Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Your cock deserves a montage
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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