I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
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why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.