Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean