I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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