I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
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as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.