so that wasnt chicken after all
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Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
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either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
literally had 100 drinks last night.
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At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend