just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.