i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
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first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.