Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween