The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing