i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?