i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever