Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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