we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
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my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
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I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
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he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
...so i touched it.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her