I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
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Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.