i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.