you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Four minutes until I can fart!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one