he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube