And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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