Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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