he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.