when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"