What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come