Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.