i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".