I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv