all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
