I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm both gender and math confused
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I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces