Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
