We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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