He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.