Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning