Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.