They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.