he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.