Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.