Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We just shotgunned beers for America
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.