sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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