Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Send us your Text From Last Night!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?