i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.