how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow