I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening