Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.