I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.