It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS