honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.