Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.