I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on