hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I told you penises don't tan
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.