it's great music for shaving your balls
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?