We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.