I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it