I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.